Meg to the Han: The big 2-3

23 years and 1 day ago, Meghan Pamela Mainwaring was born. To commemorate this event, I have, yet again, assembled a list of facts that will help people appreciate her existence:
1. Though her hair is now uncontrollably curly, Meghan had straight locks as a child.
2. Andy Roddick is at the top of Meghan's "list."
3. She has had, like, 40 surgeries. OK, maybe 2 or 3, but that's a lot.
4. Meghan's hometown, Lake Forest, was not officially incorporated as a city until 1991.
5. Meghan only eats popcorn when it is accompanied in the same bite by one or more M&M's (her initials).