Tuesday is my favorite day

... thanks to the ever-quotable Joel Stein. This line, particularly, is awesome: (In reference to allegations that Lance Armstrong might have been doping) "If, in fact, Armstrong used drugs, will it make his comeback less incredible against a field of other doped-up athletes that he clearly out-prepared, out-trained and out-strategized? The sad part is that — by demanding ultimate competitiveness in everything except medicine — doping will have made him a liar. And we don't like that in people from Texas."

Update: While flipping channels this weekend, I totally saw Joel Stein, acting as one of the commentators for VH1's "I Love the 70s." It made sitting on my ass all alone so much more bearable.